Why Wish Your Mom Was a Porn star

Once upon a time, your mom was a porn star. Years later, every kid in your street is wishing they had a mom like yours.

If my mom was a porn star, I would have been the proudest daughter a mom could ever had. Getting naked in front of many strangers and letting them read the stories of your every scar is, I believe an act of courage for every man, for every woman.

If your mom was a porn star she would have allowed you to watch porn- get your monthly supply of porn magazines and enjoy your porn videos with parental guidance. While other families are arguing over Avatar’s reputation in the world of cinemas, you and your family are having a good time sitting on the couch, watching the latest porn videos that a certain porn site gladly provided you and then when you go to school you tell your classmates PORN IS BORING.

Yes, porn is becoming boring these days. But you just can’t help watching it. Well porn movies are not intended to give you 100% entertainment anyway, though almost 100% of kids today claim they are entertained.

If your mom was a porn star, more porn sites would be very thankful because they earned billions, no wonder the porn industry is considered as the biggest and the richest industry in the internet marketing world. And mom would give her money to the charity, hoping she could help feed and send some kids to school.

If my mom was a porn star, I say my mom is definitely cooler than your boring mom.

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8 comments

  1. Stops

    if my mom was a porn star, i would be known as “the rich kid” in town.
    sharing some money out of “porny” things is a great idea. hihi
    nice one Teya! =)

  2. Thea Sorroche

    hello stops. actually i told my mom it’s never too late. maybe she can give it a try.

  3. chill_4106

    hahaha.. yeah… its not too late to try.. baka mabenta pah… (pang kape lang sir..) hahaha

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